May 14, 2025
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Lemna

Written by
Jeremy Askew

In 1988, I achieved minor celebrity status in the staff room during my GCSE mocks.

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The reason? One very particular answer I gave in my biology paper.

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The question: “What is the Latin name for duck weed?”

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One of those delightfully irrelevant questions the old school system loved. Faced with it, I instantly knew four things:

  1. I didn’t know the answer.
  2. I had never known the answer - this wasn’t something I’d forgotten.
  3. You don’t get marks for leaving it blank.
  4. So I might as well guess - and not waste time doing so.

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And my answer?

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Duckus Weedus.

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It got a laugh, of course. But looking back now, I realise it also reflects something that’s become a core part of my work.

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When planning someone’s financial future, you’re often confronted with questions that don’t have a perfect answer. Or any answer at all. Not yet.

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But we don’t sit still. We don’t leave it blank. We think clearly. We act proportionately. We make a judgment. We move forward. And crucially - we do it in a way that makes sense to the person in front of us, not just the textbook.

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Sometimes, the wisest move is knowing what doesn’t matter. And sometimes, it’s having the confidence to say: "We don’t know for sure - but here’s the most sensible thing to do next."

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That mindset - pragmatic, honest, human is what we bring to every financial plan we build.

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Not a Latin name in sight.

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